Given Trump just surrendered to Iran

[wcmagumba]

6. All we need now is a guy clapping coconut shells together following t-rump around everywhere he goes...

Minstrel
Bravely bold Sir Donny rode forth from Mar-Lago
He was not afraid to die, oh, brave Sir Donny
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Donny

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Donny

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off
And his penis split and his—

Sir Donny
That's, that's enough music for now, lads