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19. Damned lies. Here is the "cognitive test" he took.

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Fri May 22, 2026, 06:41 PM

May 22

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Finished it in two hours.

AND HE USED A HAMMER.

Name the following: These are the CORRECT answers.

bear --- Yogi
snake --- Stephen Miller
elephant --- Jumbo
horse --- Mister Ed
lion --- Clarence
giraffe --- Jeffrey (Epstein)
shark --- Shark Eel O'Neill
alligator --- Albert (who knows this?)
squirrel --- Rocky
moose --- Bulllwinikle

Extra credit test:
ARE YOU SUPERHUMAN?
• Stick a house key into an electrical outlet.
• Jump from the top of Trump Tower
• Play in traffic
• Hold my Plutonium

• Play Dead

• Get nazi-slapped

• Explain your teenie weenie

• Explain what you did with minors

• Tell the truth about the PA shooter

• Take a kick in the nuts

• Play with electricity

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Trump says that 5 doctors administered a cognitive test to him during his first term and adds, "the first question was y [View all] riversedge May 22 OP

Eric II lame54 May 22 #1

Who is gonna tell him (again) that healthy/normal/"smart" people don't need to be tested by five doctors like that? RockRaven May 22 #2

I volunteer! BidenRocks May 22 #41

I dunno, but the horse's ass sure looks like TACO's twin. marble falls May 22 #3

Thats stupid. Im a lot older than he is and all they ask me is to draw a clock face with a certain time. Srkdqltr May 22 #4

Perhaps he already showed that he can't draw a proper clock RockCreek May 22 #17

That's the right questiion.. agingdem May 22 #25

The clock test is checking for stroke/brain damage. Nt Trueblue Texan May 22 #33

It is also part of the Montreal Cognitive Assessment. Wiz Imp May 22 #44

Cursive is beautiful Joinfortmill May 22 #36

The horse is named Mr. Ed. City Lights May 22 #5

Why is Rebl2 May 22 #6

He talks so that no one else can speak. maxsolomon May 22 #22

Because he knows he's demented Joinfortmill May 22 #37

Yep...scared shitless because he watched his dad decline for then years Bengus81 May 23 #64

Funny, I'm about to be 78 and no doctor has had me take a cognitive test. I just had my sinkingfeeling May 22 #7

They're obviously buzzycrumbhunger May 22 #10

The WH is controlling the narrative, and wants to make Dump look strong sakabatou May 22 #15

me neither mountain grammy May 22 #30

Same here. My doctor just turned 40 and I'll be livetohike May 22 #38

Me, too. 77 here. I think they use the inital intervew Joinfortmill May 22 #40

Its not an automatic thing. You only do this when you've already assessed that something is off tulipsandroses May 22 #55

Shrink Tetrachloride May 22 #8

He's a horse's ass malaise May 22 #9

Amen! Joinfortmill May 22 #35

Trump does another 'SIR' delusional story........... riversedge May 22 #11

Note that he actually never gives the answer... Totally Tunsie May 22 #21

There is no such question on any known cognitive test. Nothing even remotely close. Wiz Imp May 22 #50

He is making up shit and people buy it. King_Klonopin May 23 #59

Usually Mossfern May 23 #61

Right. Personally, I don't believe Trump could even count backward by sevens accurately. Wiz Imp May 23 #66

Then reduce that number by 600%, 70sEraVet May 22 #24

Hahaha. Not. Joinfortmill May 22 #42

Every time he tells that story there are different animals. nt doc03 May 22 #12

The test should have one question... Escape May 22 #13

When I was in the hospital YEARS back, I took a cognitive test sakabatou May 22 #14

I might be able to spell "is" backwards Grim Chieftain May 22 #45

I don't know if I could spell a word bacward at 27, never mind 77. Joinfortmill May 22 #46

The word(s) they actually chose wasn't "backwards" sakabatou May 22 #56

If it was a VA facility, BidenRocks May 22 #51

I wasn't in a VA facility, it was a university hospital sakabatou May 22 #57

They were testing to see if you were disoriented (to person, place, time, situation) King_Klonopin May 23 #60

THAT was one of the words! sakabatou May 23 #69

"Name the horse?" Grins May 22 #16

They probably asked him to name the kind of animal it was, and he's gotten confused in the retelling. TheRickles May 22 #31

Likely the Montreal Cognitive Assessment test (MOCA) usonian May 22 #58

Thanks for posting the image of the test. King_Klonopin May 23 #62

No doubt. Like this one. usonian May 23 #67

I think Kimmel ran the video clips of him... Grins May 22 #18

Damned lies. Here is the "cognitive test" he took. usonian May 22 #19

The squirrel is in his head and it is named Rocky. flashman13 May 22 #20

I thought the squirrel was on his head 🤣 biophile May 22 #29

Hahaha Joinfortmill May 22 #48

How dumb do the idiots behind him at his rallies have to be to not realize he's dementia ChicagoTeamster May 22 #23

Pretty damn dumb. Joinfortmill May 22 #49

They clapped and cheered when he did this routine in front of the elderly travelingthrulife May 23 #63

Jeez, you would think people who lived through a whole life maybe even a war along with multiple ChicagoTeamster May 23 #65

Mr. Ed, or... Secretariat? Seabiscuit, perhaps. Martin Eden May 22 #26

National Velvet? Flicka? Silver? Quick Draw McGraw? twodogsbarking May 22 #39

Velvet! Mossfern May 23 #70

Mr. Ed, Smokey, Rocky bucolic_frolic May 22 #27

But what if it was "The horse with No Name"? ThoughtCriminal May 22 #28

America. A great group. Somewhat ironic, eh. twodogsbarking May 22 #43

Krasnov lies... ultralite001 May 22 #32

And he describes the animal part completely wrong. Wiz Imp May 22 #52

This is why I want to see him actually take the test... ultralite001 May 22 #54

Liar! Joinfortmill May 22 #34

The Daily Show - Desi lydic - Trump Brags on Three Cognitive Tests brachism May 22 #47

The fact that he has never once accurately described any part of the test Wiz Imp May 22 #53

Wonderful job sir D_Master81 May 23 #68