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dem4decades

(14,506 posts)
1. There is a good reason for both the eye and the hand. The hand
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 01:43 PM
Wednesday

Is bruised and swollen from shaking hands and the eye is swollen from winking at all the beautiful women that call out to him for sexual favors everywhere he goes.

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There is a good reason for both the eye and the hand. The hand dem4decades Wednesday #1
3 more days till 6-6-6 (6-6-2026) ret5hd Wednesday #2
Ooooh! buzzycrumbhunger Wednesday #5
....... chowder66 Wednesday #3
Just die already! buzzycrumbhunger Wednesday #4
Fine and perfectly healthy my ass sakabatou Wednesday #6
He Grabbed a Traildogbob Wednesday #7
Something's going on on the side of his nose, also UpInArms Wednesday #8
Thanks for pointing that out. BlueKota Wednesday #13
I heard a few clips from that interview on Stephanie Miller's show this morning mcar Wednesday #9
Something is going on BlueWaveNeverEnd Wednesday #11
Wondering if that's why the Senate suddenly got the courage BlueKota Wednesday #14
Maybe suffered a minor stroke recently? Torchlight Wednesday #10
To me the whole right side of his face looks droopy in that photo. LisaL Wednesday #15
He's not dead enough MorbidButterflyTat Wednesday #12
Maybe he'll just fucking die Orrex Wednesday #16
+1 dalton99a Wednesday #17
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