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57. King's staff jokes Trump brought own sheets to avoid tan cream stains on royal linen

Reply to groundloop (Original post)

Thu Sep 18, 2025, 08:57 AM

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trump is being laughed at by the King's staff

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https://www.rawstory.com/king-charles-trump/

President Donald Trump flew his own bed linen from the U.S. for his stay in a royal English castle — and courtiers in the ultra-luxurious accommodation think they know why.

Courtiers at Windsor Castle — a home to Great Britain's King Charles — are reportedly joking that Trump wants to avoid leaving stains on the royal bedding from tanning chemicals.

The courtier's theory was shared with the Daily Mail in a report Tuesday as Trump started his first full day of the United Kingdom visit.....

"The president's aides, inspecting his suite in Windsor Castle before his arrival, provided housekeepers with bedding. A courtier muses that it may just be the President not wanting to stain the royal pillows with whatever tanning chemicals he uses to keep his orange hue.

"Below-stairs wags, noting that Melania has a separate suite, joke that if she'd asked for a water bed she could effortlessly drift apart from Donald."

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Donald and Melania Trump's unusual sleeping arrangement during UK state visit laid bare [View all] groundloop Sep 17 OP

Makes sense, she can't stand the prick Eliot Rosewater Sep 17 #1

Not much of one. Probably objects to the rest of his body Xipe Totec Sep 17 #24

Nice one! ClickClack Sep 17 #34

How precious. BoRaGard Sep 17 #2

I wonder if the boyfriends/girlfriends came along. Irish_Dem Sep 17 #3

What a Charade MrWowWow Sep 17 #4

Gimme the bat. Gimme the cricket bat, Melanie! Dave Bowman Thursday #53

Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaaaaaah sleeps hanging upside down. twodogsbarking Sep 17 #5

LOL... Cha Sep 17 #8

Merely an observation. But.. BattleRow Sep 17 #16

She's an awful person! Glad she's not around the WH anymore. However if she wants to... electric_blue68 Sep 17 #38

"...our First lady..." MorbidButterflyTat Thursday #62

Can't sh*t the bed on Royal linens... EarthFirst Sep 17 #6

Melania doesn't like poopy bed too. PufPuf23 Sep 17 #7

Maybe no window to throw them out of like at the WH Bengus81 Sep 17 #10

The Biohazard Division of WH Housekeeping tonekat Sep 17 #47

Plastic sheets, maybe? MoseShrute Sep 17 #37

Not in defense in Trump, but maybe he snores? I'm a snoring and some people can't stand it. Jacson6 Sep 17 #9

He told Stormy they weren't sleeping in the same bed in what....2006,2008? Bengus81 Sep 17 #11

That's funny MorbidButterflyTat Thursday #63

"Leader of the free world......" AZ8theist Sep 17 #12

Really? WestMichRad Sep 17 #13

Malaria is RARELY seen since inauguration... NCDem47 Sep 17 #14

I call her "Pay per View" Melanoma. She charges him when she must accompany her. I don't know how much but she CTyankee Sep 17 #31

If Melania ever decides to talk she can tell all of his secrets FakeNoose Sep 17 #45

She'll release a tell all in the next 10-15 years. She'll make a fortune off of it Bengus81 Thursday #58

Yep, but it will be ghost-written of course FakeNoose Thursday #61

She's got a college degree like I've got a Nobel Prize... CTyankee Friday #69

If she doesn't have to be with him, why should we? red dog 1 Sep 17 #15

I hope he didn't forget the plastic mattress protector. littlemissmartypants Sep 17 #17

Yea I was thinking the same thing popsdenver Sep 17 #21

Beat me to it. Staff are probably glad they won't have to burn Windsor Castle linens after he leaves. Timeflyer Sep 17 #30

Movie Django - Stephen said they would have to burn the sheets if Django slept in the big house. Norrrm Sep 17 #41

If I remember correctly HoosierDebbie Sep 17 #18

Maybe not drmeow Sep 17 #42

Very picky for a former whore ... wow live love laugh Thursday #56

"Former...."? MorbidButterflyTat Thursday #64

I wonder if the courtier who made the joke about the dope staining the bed clothes got fired. ificandream Sep 17 #19

Anything he leaks could reveal serious health issues ... Auggie Sep 17 #20

I would bet popsdenver Sep 17 #23

Yeah, who knows whose DNA is saved anywhere, especially Krasnov's ... but (puke warning), Auggie Sep 17 #43

I think it highly unlikely that the royal bed linens... 3catwoman3 Sep 17 #22

He really does believe he is King PatSeg Sep 17 #25

What a pathetic snowflake. Did he bring his blankie too? It's like The old fairy tale: the Nazi and the pea Blues Heron Sep 17 #26

Except MorbidButterflyTat Thursday #65

Melania has allergies 2na fisherman Sep 17 #27

Oh Hell STFU! I am sick of it. mntleo2 Sep 17 #28

Wondering if the US taxpayers are on the hook for the price tsf has to pay Melania to appear with him. rubbersole Sep 17 #29

"Melania has a separate suite, joke that if she'd asked for a water bed ..." llmart Sep 17 #32

Hasn't it been rumored Hayabusa Sep 17 #33

Trump and his three trophy wives always had separate bedrooms. Beacool Sep 17 #35

He's pooping the sheets and hiding it from staff. Oy. travelingthrulife Sep 17 #36

Tanning chemicals dflprincess Sep 17 #39

Krasnov... ultralite001 Sep 17 #40

She's Afraid he'll Shit the Bed Sane1 Sep 17 #44

Not enough bedbugs? Scalded Nun Sep 17 #46

Casket liner linens would be nice Blue Owl Thursday #48

Taking a shower before bed... Mawspam2 Thursday #49

He shits the bed MadMike47 Thursday #50

Something like that. Read it somewhere. elleng Thursday #52

The Royal Fumigators will be busy after they leave. CentralMass Thursday #51

laid bare? Spare me. NT usonian Thursday #54

This way if he has any moniss Thursday #55

King's staff jokes Trump brought own sheets to avoid tan cream stains on royal linen LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #57

Trump is not "The Leader of the Free World" Mr. Mustard 2023 Thursday #59

"Old Shit Stain" oasis Thursday #60

"He's got the old shit stain blues..." MorbidButterflyTat Thursday #66

Trump is Capt.Queeg on angel dust. oasis Friday #68

Hasn't anyone seen Downton Abbey, The Gilded Age, or The Crown? legallyblondeNYC Thursday #67

In one of the Royal Bedrooms...... 👇👇🤣🤣🤣 LetMyPeopleVote Friday #70