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Permanut

(8,498 posts)
31. Boy, I'm glad they located that suspicious object..
Mon Jan 12, 2026, 03:49 PM
Jan 2026

Our Dear Leader courageously faces these challenges every day in carrying out his duties as President. Just like when he courageously carried on his duties after that assassination attempt. He should get a Peace Prize for this.

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Copy of the Constitution? jmbar2 Jan 2026 #1
DUzy!!!! BumRushDaShow Jan 2026 #11
Post of the day! Vinca Jan 2026 #19
Secret Service members jumped on the object to prevent it coming into contact with the president. LudwigPastorius Jan 2026 #25
These weenies, now they want us to be afraid of a "suspicious object" Walleye Jan 2026 #2
They probably planted it drmeow Jan 2026 #18
Just like the fake assassination attempt during his campaign. BComplex Jan 2026 #21
Exactly! drmeow Jan 2026 #24
They are masters of projection! That, and masters of needless hate. BComplex Jan 2026 #32
The real son of God................. Lovie777 Jan 2026 #3
Trump's soul. He lost it 2 weeks ago. Chipper Chat Jan 2026 #4
Can't lose that which is not there. ProudMNDemocrat Jan 2026 #9
Bullshit! Trump sold his soul decades ago. Ray Bruns Jan 2026 #22
But the stupid SOB's didn't sweep a restaurant in DC. Historic NY Jan 2026 #5
It was a hunters stand/perch..n/t SheilaAnn Jan 2026 #6
I know... FalloutShelter Jan 2026 #7
A science book? The bible? Jerry2144 Jan 2026 #8
A pkg of mgardener Jan 2026 #10
Probably just a coconut Farmer-Rick Jan 2026 #12
A Secret Service agent described the suspicious object as "foul smelling, weighing 275 pounds, with an orange tinge." Doodley Jan 2026 #13
It was a vegetable snack tray NT Happy Hoosier Jan 2026 #14
Yeah, sure Prairie Gates Jan 2026 #15
Throw whatever junk is around in the way tonekat Jan 2026 #16
Most likely a sign saying Impeach Trump or Trump is an ignorant moron. Lonestarblue Jan 2026 #17
It's the EPSTIEN files! mjvpi Jan 2026 #20
My husband said SADAR Jan 2026 #23
A bar of soap? Dave Bowman Jan 2026 #26
A very large box of air freshners to prevent BlueKota Jan 2026 #27
Thunderbolt from God. Irish_Dem Jan 2026 #28
Armadillo no doubt. They are suspicious looking. twodogsbarking Jan 2026 #29
Prob a little ol' lady... purr-rat beauty Jan 2026 #30
Boy, I'm glad they located that suspicious object.. Permanut Jan 2026 #31
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