EXCLUSIVE: Hackers have breached tank readers at US gas stations; officials suspect Iran is responsible

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7. This sounds iike something Stephen Miller would do

Step 1: hack the computerized tank level measuring equipment to make it look like there's more fuel in the tank than there really is. It's best if you do it to several stations in the same city if you want this to work right.

Step 2: let the station run out of gasoline on a weekend when the jobbers aren't open. Long gas lines form.

Step 3: rehack the equipment so it reads correctly.

Step 4: wait a random period of time and do it again.

Step 5: after you do it six or seven times, stop doing it entirely.

Step 6: have Trump's more attractive minions go on television to tell America that Trump's Great Leadership has solved the fuel crisis, so vote Republican in November to help him get even more done!