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9. A cat would be the natural accomplice for a bank robber. No dog would ever do such a thing.

Tue Jul 14, 2026, 10:06 AM

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Thief tries to rob bank in Beltsville [Maryland] with stolen kitten in hand [View all] mahatmakanejeeves 15 hrs ago OP

The cat is starting young. Alarming. jeffreyi 13 hrs ago #11

Sufferin succotash!! cstanleytech 15 hrs ago #2

Yea, I'm not buying the whole "innocent kitten" routine. Ray Bruns 14 hrs ago #6

The kitten needs to appear in a photograph mahatmakanejeeves 14 hrs ago #7

I wonder if the guy was from Florida... johnnyplankton 14 hrs ago #8

Not even a Corgi? jeffreyi 13 hrs ago #12

A German Shepard would make the arrest. generalbetrayus 12 hrs ago #13

No! Dog is Man's best friend. Cat is Furniture's worst enemy. Blumancru 9 hrs ago #17

Sounds like a weird movie script mdbl 13 hrs ago #10

Oh, the alleged bank robber was just kitten around. generalbetrayus 12 hrs ago #14

Surprised the kitten didn't bite him catrose 12 hrs ago #15

How can she hand over all their cash while holding the kitten ?? Jack Valentino 12 hrs ago #16