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generalbetrayus

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14. Oh, the alleged bank robber was just kitten around.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Tue Jul 14, 2026, 11:06 AM

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Thief tries to rob bank in Beltsville [Maryland] with stolen kitten in hand [View all] mahatmakanejeeves Yesterday OP

Are we sure the cat wasn't involved. I think it was the mastermind and the man was just a patsy. Ray Bruns Yesterday #1

I think the kitty was in on it. I want Judge Winebox to open an investigation Bengus81 Yesterday #3

The cat is starting young. Alarming. jeffreyi Yesterday #11

Sufferin succotash!! cstanleytech Yesterday #2

I lived in Prince Georges County between ages 15 and 22 and nearby between 3 and 15. This story does not surprise me. generalbetrayus Yesterday #4

Pfft, the bank robber might have had more success if he had picked a kitten with firearms training. generalbetrayus Yesterday #5

Yea, I'm not buying the whole "innocent kitten" routine. Ray Bruns Yesterday #6

The kitten needs to appear in a photograph mahatmakanejeeves Yesterday #7

I wonder if the guy was from Florida... johnnyplankton Yesterday #8

A cat would be the natural accomplice for a bank robber. No dog would ever do such a thing. Blumancru Yesterday #9

Not even a Corgi? jeffreyi Yesterday #12

A German Shepard would make the arrest. generalbetrayus Yesterday #13

No! Dog is Man's best friend. Cat is Furniture's worst enemy. Blumancru Yesterday #17

Sounds like a weird movie script mdbl Yesterday #10

Oh, the alleged bank robber was just kitten around. generalbetrayus Yesterday #14

Surprised the kitten didn't bite him catrose Yesterday #15

How can she hand over all their cash while holding the kitten ?? Jack Valentino Yesterday #16

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