Derek and Carla met on a singles cruise and fell in love.🍯🍮🍭❕

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When he discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Derek was ecstatic.
When they got home he immediately started asking her out.

Within a couple of weeks, Derek had taken Carla to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. He became convinced that Carla was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Derek took Carla to a fine restaurant.

While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, he said to her, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Carla took a deep breath and responded, "Derek that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

"That's alright." Derek replied, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the balls."