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11. What the hell is wrong with you?

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Fri Nov 21, 2025, 10:20 PM

Nov 21

I had a guy in my platoon (Cav) who used to lead with that when someone said even the slightest naive uninformed comment. Especially new guys. We’d see the head start to turn and we’d all start cracking up. He was a great insult comic. He had something for everyone- farm boys, hayseeds, city guys, cowboys etc.

Vodka with lemonade and a few splashes of Cholula

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Friday Night Gin Buzz. Ask me anything. [View all] Aristus Nov 21 OP

What led you to cocktails? Marthe48 Nov 21 #1

Good night. Aristus Nov 21 #3

Why does Trump now love Mandami and hate Marjorie Taylor Greene? surfered Nov 21 #2

I'm as mystified as everyone else. Aristus Nov 21 #5

Ok, I'm sticking with my wimpy sparkling wine with an orange slice and orange juice ice cube... Trueblue Texan Nov 21 #4

Sounds wonderful. Aristus Nov 21 #7

Rough day, rough week Grim Chieftain Nov 21 #6

Ever had Lagavulin single malt? Aristus Nov 21 #8

Thanks for the suggestion, never had it Grim Chieftain Nov 21 #12

Day-drinking is a decadent delight. Aristus Nov 21 #13

Ha! Will do! Grim Chieftain Nov 21 #16

And that's just the beginning of your enjoyment of Lagavulin. Aristus Nov 21 #17

You could never bore me to tears Grim Chieftain Nov 21 #19

Okay, that's it. I need a glass of Lagavulin. Aristus Nov 21 #20

Have one for me Grim Chieftain Nov 21 #21

I will! Aristus Nov 21 #22

I have to say, the whiskey stones cracked me up the first time I saw them. niyad Nov 21 #27

They were a gift from my step-daughter. Aristus Nov 21 #31

They are a great, and practical, gift. niyad Nov 21 #33

One of my favorites too Redleg Nov 22 #38

The prices have been jumping up and down wildly over the last year. Aristus Nov 22 #41

$75 is reasonable Redleg Friday #56

I'm sticking to a bottle of Purple Haze tonight. TexasTowelie Nov 21 #9

You gotta drink what works for you. Aristus Nov 21 #10

What the hell is wrong with you? underpants Nov 21 #11

What the hell is wrong with me? Aristus Nov 21 #14

That's correct....start with God underpants Nov 21 #25

Drinking a Filthy Martini Chicagogrl1 Nov 21 #15

Filthy, huh? Aristus Nov 21 #18

And we love you back. huggggs. deeeeeep breaths. You have the niyad Nov 21 #23

Oh , that sounds wonderful! Aristus Nov 21 #24

This is so very true! niyad Nov 21 #28

Ever had a Dark & Stormy? Captain Zero Nov 21 #26

Good ginger beer is a must for that. Easterncedar Nov 21 #29

If you think they can't do a Dark & Stormy, watch them screw up a pousse cafe. niyad Nov 21 #30

What a coincidence Marthe48 Nov 22 #37

They are interesting, and a pain in the ass to make. One needs a very steady niyad Sunday #51

what is a "pousse cafe"? CTyankee Sunday #47

It's a layered drink, poured very carefully so that it stays in layers. niyad Sunday #48

Oh. Not sure I would want to drink a layered drink. I will have to think about it.... CTyankee Sunday #49

It can be a bit intimidating, at first. But remember, a White Russian is niyad Sunday #52

Hmm, I don't ever drink those but I might find them very interesting! CTyankee Sunday #53

They are very good. If you do decide to try them, let me know what niyad Sunday #55

Yeah! Aristus Nov 21 #32

Tell me why a layered drink is so good. I'd like to know, at my advanced age... CTyankee Sunday #50

Yeah. I love it. Aristus Nov 22 #42

Had two things I haven't had in years. Wolf Frankula Nov 22 #34

Sounds great! Aristus Nov 22 #43

I wish I could drink (meds)... I liked to get buzzed once in awhile. electric_blue68 Nov 22 #35

I would say I will drink one for you. Aristus Nov 22 #44

Ah, I'd take it as supportive. electric_blue68 Nov 22 #45

How much moniss Nov 22 #36

The best I can do at my retirement village is a glass of Pinot Grigio (forgot how to spell it) tonight. CTyankee Nov 22 #39

Perfect! Aristus Nov 22 #40

This has been a long day. Dulcinea Nov 22 #46

Keep this around for your next rough spell, Aristus True Dough Sunday #54