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Haggard Celine

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2. Some people are too afraid of going to the sex shop,

Wed Dec 21, 2022, 07:56 AM

Dec 2022

so instead of buying a proper dildo, they use whatever happens to be around. But why did the man have a bomb laying around? And why would someone look at a bomb and think to themselves, "damn, I bet that would really feel good up my ass?"

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Hospital evacuated after 88-year-old man arrives with WW1 bomb lodged in rectum [View all] sl8 Dec 2022 OP

The things ER staff see as rectal "foreign bodies" no longer shocks me hlthe2b Dec 2022 #1

Some people are too afraid of going to the sex shop, Haggard Celine Dec 2022 #2

I surmise NJCher Dec 2022 #10

Wonder how old that fellow is nightwing1240 Dec 2022 #3

88 Ferrets are Cool Dec 2022 #4

He should'a just consulted M.T.G. 3Hotdogs Dec 2022 #5

Was it there since WWI? nt doc03 Dec 2022 #6

rectum? nearly killed him! nt Javaman Dec 2022 #7

Well played. Claim your prize. twodogsbarking Dec 2022 #9

Metamucil. twodogsbarking Dec 2022 #8

Did you notice the NJCher Dec 2022 #11

Ha! sl8 Dec 2022 #12

That's taking ammosexuality a bit too far. nt eppur_se_muova Dec 2022 #13

INCOMING! nt eppur_se_muova Dec 2022 #14

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough... AZSkiffyGeek Dec 2022 #15

I imagined he tried mightily to remove it himself BlueWaveNeverEnd Dec 2022 #16

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! Prof. Toru Tanaka Dec 2022 #17

LOL. nt sl8 Dec 2022 #18