About Intelligent "Aliens" Existing? Aliens have been here and they are..."avoiding us"

[Backseat Driver]

26. What TFG learned from those Top Secret documents:

He saw a black op chart (agency unknown) w/his name on it and the acronym: AAAIPF (alien android artificial intelligence project failure) - Status: Escaped.

Project mission: Create anatomically functionally correct human-like stable genius capable of hiding in plain sight. Superpower Capabilities: Mind melds w/susceptible humans by taking advantage of evolutionary DNA-programmed brain errors in judgment, intelligence, mission critical thinking skills. Furthermore, he must be incapable of shame in the creation of said cult-like members, being able to promote fear, stress, and chaos in humans, capable of inciting the violent tendencies of humans who enjoy hobbies connected to weapons, and capable of defrauding humans of life, liberty, and the honest pursuit of happiness.

Flaws: Major comprehension issues of written language; degenerative word salad speech; evidence of kinetic and balance issues (imperfect propioception, episodes of arm flapping; Orange Men Can't Dance); multiple organ system failures (requires Depends), minor synthetic skin tone and hair implant issues, not immune to novel pathogens, errors in response to chemical hormonal homeostasis processes to fear and love, energy efficiency, and nutritive metabolism. Requires constant security and supervision as would a good parent of a child in order to maximize greatest effect.

Recommendation: Urgently locate with caution and compassionately detain, incarcerate and/or euthanize this clear and present danger. This is not, repeat, not a human. This specially created alien life form did not pass human prescribed quality control testing in our strictest secure laboratory location.