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Atheists & Agnostics

mountain grammy

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2. Did you ever hear the one about the alien who landed on earth

Reply to ItsjustMe (Original post)

Sun Feb 26, 2023, 07:18 PM

Feb 2023

The church leaders wanted to talk to him first about the glory of God and Jesus.

The precher says to the alien, I want you to know Jesus Christ.

The alien says, I know all about Jesus. He came to our planet and made us better. We help each other, nobody is poor and we have no wars. He was a wonderful teacher and leader. We are good because of him. We praised him then and still do.

What did he do for you?

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I Like Your Christ [View all] ItsjustMe Feb 2023 OP

Excellent!!! n/t RKP5637 Feb 2023 #1

Did you ever hear the one about the alien who landed on earth mountain grammy Feb 2023 #2

This is exactly why I consider myself a Christian atheist cyclonefence Feb 2023 #3

This has been a favorite quote of mine... 3catwoman3 Feb 2023 #4

Allow me to clarify. YAHWEH and "Christ" are the same rapist. No one here "likes" rapists. MayReasonRule Feb 2023 #5

No such thing as a virgin birth, eslse where did Jesus get his male chomozomes? vlyons Feb 2023 #6

Delusion gives birth to delusion. MayReasonRule Feb 2023 #7

This message was self-deleted by its author MayReasonRule Mar 2023 #9

Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Butterflylady Feb 2023 #8