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yonder

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3. I once snuck out of a house party to the backyard.

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Sat Apr 25, 2020, 12:21 PM

Apr 2020

I thought to leave through a side gate. Discovered they were both 6 foot tall. And locked. A decidedly non-Dan Fosbury scramble found me snagged on a top picket with torn 501's. Then a hinge or two broke. That deposited my half-lit ass on the other side where I secured my escape. There was a bit of blood. But I was freeeee!

It hasn't been that difficult maintaining a social distance. For gregarious Mrs. yonder though, it's a different story.

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Don't you love the irony of us getting together to celebrate our solitary natures? [View all] Aristus Apr 2020 OP

I hear you. wendyb-NC Apr 2020 #1

As a sometime theater actor, I feel comfortable with a large crowd. Aristus Apr 2020 #2

I once snuck out of a house party to the backyard. yonder Apr 2020 #3