A Guide to Mass Shootings in America

[Hoyt]

1. Cracks me up when some gun nut starts griping about someone using the term "assault" weapon, as

if a semi-auto won't kill enough people for them. Christ, one can still fire 50 rounds a minute, and you can go on-line and buy a slide-stock that'll up that or convert the darn things to full auto with instructions off the internet.

Their nomenclature games are just as funny.

Fact is, gunners like this -- who stood in line at a gun show the Saturday after Sandy Hook for a chance to buy a Bushmaster -- aren't normal:

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