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rrneck

(17,671 posts)
Fri Apr 26, 2013, 01:11 PM Apr 2013

The chair... [View all]

The Chair

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a
semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked
up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using
everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not
exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion.
Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the
existence of the chair.
One member of the class, however, was up and finished in less than a
minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered
how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.

This is what he wrote: "What chair?"


Hat tip to member StuartG

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The chair... [View all] rrneck Apr 2013 OP
heh - however Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #1
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods would she make any noise? rrneck Apr 2013 #2
Woo boy ismnotwasm Apr 2013 #3
"What chair?" gets my vote for a few reasons: discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2013 #4
That all makes sense rrneck Apr 2013 #5
...too clever??? discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2013 #6
Did you see rrneck Apr 2013 #7
No I haven't but... discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2013 #8
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