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NeoGreen

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Thu Jan 21, 2016, 09:31 AM Jan 2016

Schism Erupts In Pastafarian Church Over Acceptability Of Plastic Colanders... [View all]

http://www.breakingburgh.com/schism-erupts-in-pastafarianism-over-the-acceptability-of-plastic-colanders/


Schism Erupts In Pastafarian Church Over Acceptability Of Plastic Colanders

The little-known religion of Pastafarianism became a little less little known this week when a Massachusetts woman won the right to have her drivers license photo taken whilst wearing a colander atop her head – an important tenet of the faith.

The extra attention has brought a simmering dispute within the Church to the fore, namely what types of colander constitute acceptable religious attire. Progressives argue that any recognizable colander is acceptable, be it made of metal, plastic, or even collapsible silicone. The orthodox wing has a simple response to any pasta straining device that isn’t a dual-handled wide-holed metal colander.


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Who the fuck uses a plastic colander? Warren Stupidity Jan 2016 #1
Freedom to dress... gelatinous cube Jan 2016 #2
Bingo! NeoGreen Jan 2016 #3
It would seem that the... NeoGreen Jan 2016 #4
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