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6. The Borowitz Report-Trump Sends Barron to Podiatrist

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 03:43 PM

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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-sends-barron-to-podiatrist

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a nationally televised address Saturday night, Donald J. Trump announced that he had ordered his son Barron to visit a podiatrist.

“My fellow Americans, earlier this evening, at my command, Barron saw a podiatrist,” said Trump, flanked by JD Vance, Marco Rubio, and Pete Hegseth. “I am pleased to announce that he has returned home safely.”

“Barron’s mission was to obtain a note from the doctor,” Trump added. “Mission accomplished.”

Minutes after the speech, a new poll showed that a majority of Americans favor dropping Donald Trump on Iran.

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