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NotASurfer

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19. To paraphrase the Waco Kid

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jun 28, 2025, 10:32 AM

Jun 28

He ain't exactly a "who". He's more of a "what".

So let's go Blazing Saddles with this.

Rail cart into quicksand, and they rescued the cart because it was cheaper to buy a new Prez.

Flatulence around the campfire reached critical levels & exploded spectacularly.

Attempted to stampede cattle through the Vatican, run over by stampeding cattle.

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