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Rob H.

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10. Even before he started sucking America's coffers dry

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 11:52 AM

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he had enough money to pick up a decent toupee. Nothing could possibly look more artificial than his actual hair, but it would be hilarious if he had a custom hairpiece made to look identical to the ridiculous cloud of cotton candy currently atop his nectarine noggin.

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"...depression & enlarged breasts..." Rapin' Bombin' Nappin' Comb-Over Grampy apparently quits hair loss drug Propecia [View all] Miles Archer Yesterday OP

Thank you for my first smile of the day! niyad Yesterday #1

Maybe slobby gave up on trying to grow hair on his cue ball? SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #18

Does Trump know that if he suddenly sprouts certain accouterments (ahem) GreenWave Yesterday #2

Given his girth, will bet he hasn't seen that little guy for years.... nt allegorical oracle Yesterday #3

Does this mean Mad_Machine76 Yesterday #11

Well, probably. Nobody else wants to do it. nt allegorical oracle 20 hrs ago #16

His hairstyle has always looked stupid, even when he had more hair. 3catwoman3 Yesterday #4

The two things every political cartoonists zoom in on is the hair, and that puckered mouth. Miles Archer Yesterday #5

I've thought that if he clipped his hair to about a half inch, Wednesdays Yesterday #8

A generic elderly high school principal maxsolomon Yesterday #12

He would still have that sphincter mouth, 'tho. He's not a handsome man -- not allegorical oracle 20 hrs ago #17

Begin Operation Pisswig Blue Owl Yesterday #6

Three big boobs pictured below. WAIT, make that FIVE big boobs. usonian Yesterday #7

;-{) HEAD JOB Goonch Yesterday #9

Even before he started sucking America's coffers dry Rob H. Yesterday #10

It wasn't working. republianmushroom Yesterday #13

And I thought that it shrunk his Hoo Hoo to next to nothing, not that he had anything to brag about. SWBTATTReg Yesterday #14

That, and it probably has adverse interactions GoCubsGo 23 hrs ago #15