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struggle4progress

(127,502 posts)
Tue Jul 14, 2026, 05:03 PM Tuesday

What big news do you want to hear Donnie announce Thursday? [View all]


21 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
The Secret Service is providing free battle-hammers, bazookas, and sticks of dynamite to White House visitors
0 (0%)
Robbie is advising the doctors that only an ice-pick lobotomy can save Donnie from the harm of vaccines
1 (5%)
Polls say most Americans will like him better after he commits suicide
0 (0%)
He has a slow painful disfiguring incurable fatal disease
7 (33%)
Naval intelligence reports he's a Venezuelan fsherman
0 (0%)
ICE informants say he wasn't actually born in the US
2 (10%)
AI tools agree he's an Iranian school-girl
0 (0%)
He's signing up for Elon's Venus colony
0 (0%)
He's died and and is halfway to hell
11 (52%)
Agitate educate organize
0 (0%)
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