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2. When my H worked at NYS Dept. Of Homeland Security he got stopped for speeding, After getting the ticket

Tue Jul 14, 2026, 07:30 PM

2 hrs ago

he causally asked if it would help if he said he worked at DSHES. The cop said, “why didn’t you say that before I wrote out the ticket?”

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