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2. Keep thinking we may have to start importing leopards

Thu Jun 4, 2026, 06:12 PM

9 hrs ago

They're not native to the US and there can't be enough here to keep up with all the face eating we're in for.

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'The Leopard Was Always Going to Eat Your Face' - jojofromjerz [View all] sop 10 hrs ago OP

JoJo from Jerz has a way with werdz. nt eppur_se_muova 9 hrs ago #1

Keep thinking we may have to start importing leopards EverHopeful 9 hrs ago #2